Let the Redneck
Games begin in Monroe
Three day festival
will celebrate a unique cherished lifestyle
MONROE TOWNSHIP —
It’s a festival whose
time and place have finally come.
The
U.S. Redneck Games and Festival, a
three-day celebration of a lifestyle cherished by
many Ashtabula County residents, will be held on a
73-acre former horse farm near the Pennsylvania
border this weekend.
“What we want it to be
is sort of like a Redneck Woodstock,” says Liz
Kohout, who with her husband, John, is organizing
the event as a fundraiser for their Place-A-Pet
Foundation, an animal rescue group. “People can come
out and listen to music, enjoy the beautiful country
setting and be very primitive.”
That’s primitive as in
pitching a tent in the woods, playing in the mud,
skipping the shower (except being hosed down by the
fire department after wallowing in the mud),
drinking a few beers under the open night sky,
eating unhealthy food, leaving the kids at grandma’s
and letting nature have its way.
“Make them; don’t bring
them,” Kohout says of the children. “Being out there
with Mother Nature makes you want to make love. This
place is a real stress-reducer.”
The farm, once owned by
Larry Mako, includes a 10-acre lake and horse arena.
Primitive campsites for tents and pop-up campers
will be available around the lake and in the woods.
Texas Hold’em games will be held in the arena.
Numerous food and beverage vendors will offer a
variety of fried, barbecued and sweet food choices;
campers are also free to take along their own food —
but no alcohol.
The cost is just $10 a
day; $25 for three nights of camping — Friday,
Saturday and Sunday. Only those 18 and older will be
admitted.
“We really love kids,
but we don’t want to expose them (to some of the
events),” Kohout says.
The Joe Freeman Band
will provide bluegrass and country music throughout
the three-day festival, which gets under way Friday
evening. Most of the competitive events will be held
on Saturday and Sunday afternoons, beginning around
1 p.m.
The games will include a
wet T-shirt contest (guys will have the opportunity
to bid for the honor of spraying the contestants)
and a variety of games played in mud pits, including
volleyball and tug of war. Contestants can vie for
the Biggest Beer Belly title or for sporting the
best pair of Daisy Duke cutoff shorts. You can bob
for pigs feet or show your form in the mud-pit
belly-flop contest.
The games aren’t just
for the physically fit and well-endowed, however.
The brightest bulbs in the box can enter “Are You
Smarter Than a Redneck?” contest.
While it would appear
the event is a matter of making money at the expense
of a stereotype, Kohout says rednecks take pride in
their status. Further, there’s a little bit of a
redneck in all of us; it just takes a few hours in a
natural setting to draw it out.
“Anybody who goes
outside and enjoys the country is a little bit of a
redneck,” she says. “I do things here I normally
would not do if I was in the city.”
A Euclid resident,
Kohout has come to appreciate the redneck lifestyle
as a result of relocating the rescue operation to
Monroe Township several years ago. The foundation
hopes to purchase the secluded property on Hammond
Corners Road and use it to house animals.
Kohout wants to share
this magnificent place with the public, if only for
a weekend, and give them the chance to unwind and
have some fun. Think of it as summer camp for
adults.
"We need more chances to play," she says. "You live
longer if you get to play. We want people to
be kids again."
And spend money.
The games are, first and foremost, a fundraiser for
the animals. The decade-old Place A Pet
Foundation is a no-kill operation taht takes in
abandoned animals from the greater Cleveland area.
There are close to 100 cats and dogs at the farm.
Kohout has done TV and
radio shows about pet ownership issues and worked
with Cleveland TV meteorologist and animals advocate
Dick Goddard to place animals. But the
foundation's recent history could be material for a
sad country song: It too four years to find a
suitable home for the sanctuary after it was
squeezed out of its former Cleveland location.
"When I heard of the
Redneck Games out of Georgia, I thought, "That's
perfect," Kohout says.
She volunteered at
several area festivals to get insights on how to
runa festival and what pitfalls to avoid.
She named the Monroe Township event the "U. S."
games to distinguish it from other redneck events in
the world.
Kohout has every
intention of making it an annual event.
Volunteers have distributed 25,000 fliers about the
festival, and it is being advertised in media across
northeast Ohio. The games are online at
www.usredneckgames.com.
Advance interest has
been strong: One woman called from out of state and
wanted to sigh up her mother, who's in her 80s, for
the spitting contest, an event Kohout hadn't though
of.
Kohout says the
strongest interest seems to be coming from those in
their 50s and 60s.
"We are the generation
of Woodstock people," she says. "We want to be
outside; we love to be outside."
For directions,
schedules and information about volunteering, go
online (usredneckgames.com)
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